I'm calling for....

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
11/19/2013 at 12:38 • Filed to: Do I need to tell you to get off my lawn?

100

An Oppo age check. I need to know just exactly is being so young that they are being corrupted by the things I say.

I'll start. 42

DISCUSSION (100)

Klaus Schmoll > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:39

Tom McParland > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:39

AMC/Renauledge > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:39

area man > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:39

Opposite, 24

Montalvo > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:40

I'm 20 soon to be 21

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:40

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:40

25.

Wacko > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:40

Chris Clarke > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:40

Party-vi > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:40

25.

LOL damn guys do your balls hit the toilet water when you take a crap? :P

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:41

The answer is always 42.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:41

23, almost 24.

LuczOr > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:41

CKeffer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:42

Jagvar > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:42

Kinja'd!!!

Soon to be 30.

revrseat70 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:42

soon to be 23

ddavidn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:43

25ish

phenotyp > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:43

Fuckin teenagers.

PatBateman > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:43

You read my Dream Girl post, didn't you?

36 here.

UserNotFound > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:43

quarterlifecrisis > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:43

Dusty Ventures > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:43

...divided by 2

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:43

37.

getchapopcorn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:44

Redd, the RX-7 that could > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:44

Gamecat235 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:44

38-ish.

PatBateman > Party-vi
11/19/2013 at 12:44

No, but they hit your mom's... Nah, too crass.

fink stinger > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:44

Shitsky. As of now, I am the old guy in the room at 47. Hopefully that changes when the rest of the old guys wake up from their naps and check in.

Kinja'd!!!

duurtlang > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:45

I really thought my age was above average here. Reading this I guess I was wrong.

MonkeePuzzle > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:45

32-ish, I think, and I'll keep my damned ricer civic thank you!

Z_Stig > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:45

PRBot II > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:46

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Party-vi
11/19/2013 at 12:47

I find it rather soothing in the summer.

Nibbles > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:48

Something something your mom something something

I'm 30, physically

nobody > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:48

The Real Dacia Sandero > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:48

Party-vi > PatBateman
11/19/2013 at 12:49

Hovering doesn't count.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:50

31 here.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:50

28 in less than a week.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > PatBateman
11/19/2013 at 12:50

Yes, and the 12 year old responding concerned me. I don't mind screwing with the rest of you guys brains, but I would rather leave the kids out of it.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:51

KB Garage > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:52

Shane Moore > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:53

Spaceball-Two > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:53

33, but creeping up on 34

Spaceball-Two > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:54

33, but creeping up on 34

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > MonkeePuzzle
11/19/2013 at 12:54

Well they do say only 17 year olds and 30+ year olds drive civics....

offroadkarter > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:56

21, but 22 in like a week

Leadbull > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:57

Converse > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 12:58

TheOnelectronic > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:01

I'm apparently right smack dab in the middle at 23.

m2m, apex detective > Jagvar
11/19/2013 at 13:01

I'll gift you shoes. :D

29-y.o.-fives!

area man > Dusty Ventures
11/19/2013 at 13:03

That's too hard.

PatBateman > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:04

Agree. Sometimes we can be a bit crass joking around with each other, but there are apparently some younger enthusiasts that we should be careful of here.

I guess we forget about that possibility.

Jagvar > m2m, apex detective
11/19/2013 at 13:06

Keep the shoes. But you can buy me a shot. Or any number of VW parts.

EL_ULY > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:07

Kinja'd!!!

CAR_IS_MI > Leadbull
11/19/2013 at 13:07

Me too.

Your boy, BJR > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:10

Kinja'd!!!

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:11

The Jevans > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:12

I just turned 24 two weeks ago

pauljones > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:12

Kinja'd!!!

I'M OLD!!!!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:17

I am 26, 27 on January 10th, I 'd like spaghetti and meatballs please.

pdthedeuce > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:19

I win (or lose) ... 49 next month .

Kinja'd!!!

glassman222 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:20

Nibby > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:20

Kinja'd!!!

Storkington > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:21

18 Or 21 depending on the day.

FireAway3 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:22

24 here

getchapopcorn > PatBateman
11/19/2013 at 13:24

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:27

We have discussed this already, I'm a time lord.

190e30-Now with COSWORTH > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:30

17, and yes my integra will beat u in teh 4th milezzzz.

MonkeePuzzle > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/19/2013 at 13:32

that's what I love about these Civic owners *awkwardest of winks*

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > 190e30-Now with COSWORTH
11/19/2013 at 13:34

Doubtful. But thanks for playing.

KamikazePigeon > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:35

22.

Every time I've been asked my age this year, I always think back to this part of one of my favourite MadTV skits.

Ex. President Mack41 > Party-vi
11/19/2013 at 13:35

You're a lot younger than I thought. Neat!

waymoe > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:37

I am 85. I live in France, I worked for Forumla 1 teams and NASCAR.

Party-vi > Ex. President Mack41
11/19/2013 at 13:42

If it helps I look like I'm 35 and act like I'm 14.

Mathias Rios > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:42

17.

Mathias Rios > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:42

17.

N/A POWAAAHH > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:45

Party-vi > waymoe
11/19/2013 at 13:47

Boo and hiss.

Also, I miss your posts.

KnowsAboutCars > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:48

Agrajag > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:50

Nonster > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 13:53

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 14:00

Newly 24. Hence the slightly ludicrous vehicle choices. I clearly haven't learnt my lesson yet.

m2m, apex detective > Jagvar
11/19/2013 at 14:01

I could try to go to Nürburg and write your name on the 'Ring.

Hooker > Jagvar
11/19/2013 at 14:02

My mother keeps trying to tell me I'm almost 30. When did 28 become almost 30? Dammit, I'm almost 29!

Jagvar > Hooker
11/19/2013 at 14:04

Have you given her grandchildren yet?

If not, then you're almost 30.

Chase > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 14:10

Hooker > Jagvar
11/19/2013 at 14:14

I gave her a grand-dog which provides endless hours of entertainment. Close enough?

Kinja'd!!!

Besides, I am in the 'single is better' frame of mind at the moment. Too much drama with the women's.

Jagvar > Hooker
11/19/2013 at 14:26

I am of the same mindset, though my landlord prohibits me from even owning a pet.

Milky > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 14:28

24, looks like I'm youngish somewhere, yay!

Kinja'd!!!

JEM > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/19/2013 at 14:32

Hooker > Jagvar
11/19/2013 at 14:34

Time to move. Again.

Seriously, as much as Odie pisses me off most of the time (terriers don't listen. Ever. don't let anyone tell you they do. Ever.) and he has been known to be a terrorist of sorts, I love him so much. He greets me at the door every day and couldn't be happier to see me no matter how long I have been gone. A belly rub and some table scraps and he's good. What woman would do that? Serious question. Never met one.

Anyway, women are fine to have as a fun Friday night (if you can find one that only wants fun and nothing else. Good luck) but long term they tend to be more trouble than they are worth. Nice to know I am not alone.

waymoe > Party-vi
11/19/2013 at 15:13

Demand dried up